Tiziano makes us think about Pinot noir, what with his almost burgundy colour and savoury emblems peppered all over. But he's not meant to go down your throat, he's actually a scarf – for men. Tiziano's design has got that Ascot tie aspect, and his sole purpose is to make you look like a real man, one who knows what he's doing fashionwise. So go get scarf-tying! Onorevole!